my mom is not fat she is just big boned

[Evil Manager]

hey paul please stop obsessing about my mother i know that you visit her every once in a while but that doesn't me you can go around calling her fat and making a forum for her in her fat honor............stop picking on the fat people or they will eat you......i mean what are you like 3 feet tall, your just a coctail weinnie to the fat ones who will rule the universe.........well i have warned you for your own safety...well i was also forced to do this because i was on a recon mission...and i broke in to the evil fat strong hold and i was captured and now i have to write threating messages on there behalf because they can't put down there food to type....and there hands are so fat that they need specialized key boards.....its really kind of funny......well i better go be

[The Governator]

Your Mahma.