Jewish Joke:
3 jewish boys were talking about how they seperate their plates for the meat and milk...

1st boy: My family has 1 set of plates for both meat and milk.
2nd boy: My family has one set for meat and one set for milk.
3rd boy: My family has 3 sets.
Both 2nd and 1st boy: 3 sets?
3rd boy: Yea, one for meat, one 4 milk, and one for chinese.
te-he.

(chinese food sometimes pork in it, but we pretend not to see it cuz it tastes so good!)

If you did'nt get it, heres another...
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.
He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

ok, one more(g-d, i luv jewish jokes):
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents ask him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"

He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"

please dont think me racy...